sup-erstition:

thegreatpsychicgypsy:

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

sup-erstition

Dear God

(Source: heathledgers)


commanderpippin:

superwholockgoestonightvale:

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

The puncher

my favourite is the very last one


(Source: aquaticrecords)


surprisebitch:

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

truth tea has been spilled

meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

(Source: meladoodle)


obsessive-compulsive-distraction:

I had a very good time yesterday and here’s my butt as evidence.

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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